urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

44,996 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(Source: supreme-thunder-dragon)

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crapaccino:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

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monicabing:

september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus

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amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

(Source: sermerlins)

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

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zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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dingdongyouarewrong:

IMAGINE MUGGLEBORN SLYTHERINS ALL SINGING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IN THE COMMON ROOM AND PISSING OFF THE REALLY HIGH BROW PUREBLOODS OH MY GOD

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